High spots can be shaved down with the razor knife. Start by stapling the cover in one spot, then directly opposite that spot, then the sides the same way. This holds the cover in place while you work it over the rest of the seat.

I would join him the first fifteen minutes. I would lick his penis clean, and then wash the rest of him. Then he would stay in the hot shower for fifteen more minutes, and I would rush downstairs to prepare breakfast.